Now if you could use an exploding toad to light a fire...

EXPLODING TOADS! That's COOL! I wonder if this means the end-times are near? But I thought the NEXT pope was the last pope? I'm so confused...it's hard to keep the signs of the apocalypse straight.

On an unfortunately completely unrelated note, crafty campers have figured out how to start a fire with a coke can and some chocolate. I mean, what a great idea! I can't tell you how many times as a kid, drinking my soda and eating my candy-bar, that I wanted to finish off that fine experience by setting a fire! YEAH! It is a cool survival trick, however.

Now if you could just use an exploding toad to start a fire...