Summer Shmummer

So, I'm reading a magazine at work today (instead of working, of course) and there's an article on summer. It says

2, 4, 6, 8... what do we appreciate? Summer, of course. Get ready for the fun-filled days ahead with these 10 tips.

What are the tips? you may ask. Who cares! Everyone gets so excited about summer. What is the big frelling deal? My life is the same as in winter, only it's hot outside. I still go to work every day. I still don't want to go outside. I still have responsibilities piling up around me. Only now it's too friggin' hot to want to do anything about them. (Of course, in winter it's too cold...) Where is the fun in that? What the hell?...grrrr!

Happy "Administrative Professionals" Day! Because a Secretary is someone you have an affair with. An Administrative Professional is someone you take for granted while they do all the work.