Web Stupidity

Today's web stupidity...

• LIGHT-SABRE DUEL PUTS TWO IN HOSPITAL
  Two stupid Britons decide to crisp themselves while geeking around in front of a camera out in the middle of nowhere. Possible Darwin Award winners?
• As Cartoons Go Digital, Something Gets Lost
  Today's "Well-Duh!" selection is from the modern corporate entertainment environment. Fuckers. Leave the shit alone and unedited and put it out on DVD for cheap you bastards.
• It's going to be a mini-Disney World.
  No shit?! So you're admitting that creationism and the bible are just as fancifully fictitious as Disney's creations? Or are you just saying you think billions will flock to your insipid preaching-to-the-choir anti-science museum? Either way, you're just screwing yourself, and all the kids brainwashed at this abomination. That's OK, though, because my kids won't have to compete with those kids for useless things like scholarships, jobs, et cetera.
• "I think it borders on treason," Bachus said
  So a nut-job Senator is now saying Bill Maher's comments were treasonous. Treason?! Welcome to the new GOP, everyone...just like the old GOP, only stupider and without pesky crap like intelligence, education, reason, or moderation!
• Human-powered hydrofoil seeks jumpy riders
  Sure, human-powered hydrofoil...that's cool. Science is awesome. But the product name needs a little work. Pumpabike?! How about Chicken-Choke-A-Bike? Or Bishop-Beating-Bike? Or Master-Biker? I should go into marketing...