Hot Coffee Causing Controversy

I was going to spend a lot of time working up a big rant about the "hot coffee" controversy regarding Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, and the recent uproar with a gamer-produced modification that allows explicit sexual content to be viewed in the game.

Then I realized it was fucking pointless to get all worked up over some political windbag trying to advance his moronic agenda against video games. Fuck him. In fact, make a video of fucking him and put it in a video game. Fucker.

That's all the bile I can work up on this particular "controversy." Long story short, there is no story here...and I hope the ESRB realizes that and tells Yee to go jump off a cliff.