Web Of The Day #9

Idiots Hospitalized For Their Idiocy
I think this is just a perfect example of the universe balancing itself. These morons not only were causing harm to a human being and his livelihood, but also to thousands/millions of bees. Maybe they'll learn something from this incident, but I don't hold a lot of hope.

Stolen Boobies
Sure, sure. Who wouldn't want boobies whenever one has the desire? But to steal them? And fake ones at that? And not in a form that is all that appealing? Oh, wait, maybe there is a monetary aspect to this. Is there a black-market for boobies?!

Hi. Is that lumber in your eye?
Preachy expert passes out in the grocery store while huffing nitrous from whipped cream cans. Um. I'll just leave it there.

Shame Those You Love!
So now, it isn't enough to judge those you know who engage in extra-marital coitus. Now you must shame them every time you correspond with them! Yay! A whole new way of spread fear, guilt, and hostility! Isn't religion a great thing?!

Thanks, Tom. You're such a dick!
Geez. Every time you think it couldn't get any worse in the whole brag-and-swagger unsheathed-sword foreign-policy/muslim-relations arena, along comes some other nutjob who somehow got elected. This time he wants to nuke Mecca. Yay! That sure is a great way to win over the Muslims of the world, Tom. What a jerk.

Oregon's Assisted Suicide Law Useless
It's good to know that those in great chronic pain and suffering only have huge hurdles to leap in Oregon to off themselves legally. Pandering to the religious zealots has effectively neutered the law to the point that it is useless (what few methods are allowed are blunt and not very successful). The result? And aged woman with unending pain and suffering who is tired and ready to go is starving herself to death...three weeks running now. That's great...let old women try to starve themselves to death because you won't let them have the right drugs/poisons to do it quickly. Yeah. That's humane. It makes me sick she can't have what she wants. I watched my grand-mother waste away from not eating. By the time she went, she was barely a layer of skin over tiny bones, and in constant severe pain. She wanted to go, yet could only do it by not eating. Why does this woman have to suffer the same fate as my grand-mother?! Fuck the zealots...let the woman go on her own terms!