High-Horse Moralistic Bullshit

RANT MODE ON!

I'm fucking disgusted with this fucking city, this fucking state, and this fucking country! I'm sick of the fucking censorship. I'm sick of the moralistic pandering. I'm sick of the fucking bullshit I have to go through just to find pornography! FUCK!

I'm by no means a huge collector of porn, but I do enjoy availing myself of it from time to time. I have some DVDs, some books, magazines, and photos. Not nearly as much as some people I know, but I'm sure I have more than others. Of late, we've been making use of Netflix for our DVD rentals (a great service in most ways), but Netflix doesn't carry porn. No big deal, I thought, certainly there is someone who recognized the merit of an adult-oriented netflix-like service. So I hopped on the computer to find them...

Oh, I found them. With little trouble. There are a LOT of them! AND EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF THEM WILL NOT SHIP RENTALS TO KENTUCKY (or half the fucking states in the US apparently)! Why?! Because of some bullshit, moralistic-pandering law prohibiting them from mailing me some fucking porn! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! I've fucking had it! THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW!

It's bad enough the local authorities try to force all adult business out of business in this city. It's bad enough my state is filled with inbred, back-woods, dumb-as-horseshit, red-necked, cock-sucking assholes! It's bad enough I'm already basically forced to use the internet as my porn feed as I have little to no other option. But now I find out I can't even get the shit discretely sent to me in non-descript packaging to this back-water fuck-stain of a town?!

FUCK...THAT...YOU...FUCKING...SONS...OF...FUCKING...WHORES!

No more tolerance. From now on I'm telling any religious zealot what I truly think of them. From now on I'm letting the anti-porn fuck-holes know what I think of them. No more biting my tongue. No more live and let live. FUCK ALL YOU HIGH-HORSED PREACHY MOTHERFUCKERS! NO MORE!