Web Of The Day #14

Still Ruled By Peter
Where to begin... I mean... Well, I guess the adage "A picture is worth a thousand words" is once again proven true. Apparently, controlling your bladder is less important than worrying about stupid bullshit like world security, ending world poverty, or other meaningless crap. I do wonder why he was asking Condi for permission...that's just a little weird...does he have her cut the crust from his sandwiches as well?

Atheists & Agnostics Get A Break
Well, this time the Supreme Court hopefully won't be able to stick their fingers in their ears on a technicality. Hopefully the judicial process will finally see the "under God" removed from the Pledge of Allegiance. We can only hope that fairness will win and that budding areligious peoples won't have relgious filth shoved down their throats on a daily basis. I cannot even begin to describe the flack that I caught at my schools for not wishing to say the Pledge or the "under God" bit. At first I just omitted the offensive phrase. As I became more politically aware, I decided I need not say it at all. In the end, I was allowed to remain silent during those mandatory pledges...lucky for the schools...had they tried to force me I and my family may have been where Newdow is now...only twenty years earlier. Now Newdow is certainly on a mission, and is spoiling for a fight...but honestly I have trouble finding blame for that...I too am sick and tired of being assaulted with religion in my government on a daily basis.

Reality Stranger Than Fiction
So, Gillette is going to five blades! Really! For some reason, I thought they already had. Weird.

Pledge-a-Picket
GENIUS! I love this idea...people pledging money to Planned Parenthood based on how many picketers are outside over the course of a month! I wish I had more dollars so I could send some their way. Let em picket...and line the pockets of Planned Parenthood! Yay ingenuity!

Now I'd Watch THAT Movie
For your enjoyment, I share with you: The Abridged Script Of The Dukes Of Hazzard.