Web Of The Day #15

Please Buy My Pants
You'll laugh. You'll cry. And if you buy them you'll kiss some bucks goodbye.

Starbucks cup promotes homosexuality?
Another example of stupidity. Yay stupidity. Hooray! Stupid people rock! Yeah! *sigh*

Gonzales Says Justice to Fight for Pledge
I'm not shocked. It would be nice if someone would at least recognize that "under God" was added LONG after the creation of the Pledge in one of the most collectively psychotic periods of our nation's history. But no, instead most of us trudge on, all foolishly believing that our founding fathers were theocrats.

Looking for a Corpse
If this is true (feel free to send facts confirming or denying), then every Republican everywhere just lost any right to say they are the less sleazy of the two parties.

Theocracy In America
Sadly, I'm not talking about the witch-burnings or some other disgusting hidden fact from our past. Nor am I talking about "under God" or any constitutional argument like that. Instead, I am talking about the rampant theologically-based censorship in our country. See paragraphs three through six regarding Atom Egoyan's recent interactions with the movie ratings board. Men In Black (with a white spot on the neck). Fuckers.